Reporting live from the bush: So you want to live off-grid? Dreaming of sunrise yoga, boho vibes and eating papaya straight off the tree? Cute. But let’s talk about the real locals you’ll be sharing space with. Spoiler: they don’t pay rent, they don’t respect boundaries and some of them want your breakfast (free-loaders!) Huntsmans…

Some humans toss in their veggie scraps, coffee grounds and pumpkin rinds. That’s cute. Around here? We’ve gone full aristocrat with our compost. We don’t chuck scraps in ~ we contribute personally. Yep. Our compooost pile is less “bin” and more “exclusive members-only club” Entry fee: your business and a scoop of wood shavings. It’s…